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Post by luhinda on Nov 22, 2006 23:27:33 GMT -5
Me and my friend were looking up pickup lines the other day and we found some pretty funny ones:
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I have only three months to live. ..
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Wow.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
Do you have a quarter? (Why?) I want to call your mom and thank her.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
And there were plenty of other lame ones. But my favourite was: Be unique and different. Say yes.
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Post by Starry Eyed on Nov 24, 2006 1:36:31 GMT -5
>> Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
LOL if someone did that to me, I'd probably run screaming down the street. XD
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Post by luhinda on Nov 24, 2006 19:16:42 GMT -5
lol xD my reaction would probably be similar...
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Post by ashbobash on Dec 5, 2006 18:15:55 GMT -5
Hahahahaha those ARE pretty horrible lol. I'm not so sure a guy would want to use the last time unless he wants the chick to know he can't get a date
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Post by ashbobash on Dec 5, 2006 18:16:29 GMT -5
Err the last LINE. Total brain fart right there...
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Post by luhinda on Dec 6, 2006 22:32:02 GMT -5
lol yeah....that one was amazing xD
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Post by kitty on Mar 20, 2007 12:35:28 GMT -5
lol.
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Post by wowposter on Sept 4, 2008 1:04:19 GMT -5
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