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Post by luhinda on Jan 2, 2007 22:41:49 GMT -5
So I was listening to the radio the other day and heard 2 christmas carols (this happened before christmas). And I found it quite funny. The first one I heard was:
The next day, the same radio station played another song (to the tune of Feliz Navidad):
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve
Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe
Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who’s been real naughty
In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow
Al-quiada found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on christmas eve
You can say theres no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe
Sing it
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He was hopin he'd be metting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh
Merry Christmas
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
The next day, the same radio station played another song (to the tune of Feliz Navidad):
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
That there’s no open bottles in my car
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they’re just making sure
That there’s no open bottles in my car
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That’s why they always pull me over Christmas
They’re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
‘Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1
